Diapers Quotes

I was pissin' Vince McMahon off when the red on the back of your neck was diaper rash!

Everything TSA does is reactionary - first they ban the box cutters, then of course you have to take your shoes off, then you have to take the liquids out, now we have to be patted down in our private areas because of the diaper bomber.

When I sent those scripts, that was the lowest point of my life. We'd just had our second son, and when I went to collect them from hospital, I went to the bank to try and get some money to buy some diapers, the screen showed I've got $26 left.

The only time you can change someone is when they are in diapers.

When in doubt, make funny faces.

Washington is a dirty diaper. It's time for a change.

No one likes change... but babies in diapers.

I've raised Michael. I changed his diapers when he was little.

Always remember your kid's name.

Now it's not D.T.F., It's now, diapers, tantrums and formula.

Real men change diapers!

I actually enjoyed changing diapers and I enjoyed swaddling. I don't mind being swaddled either, on occasion.

Minds, like diapers, need occasional changing.

But homosexuality is a combat divider, dividing one's reason to live while taking breaks on the combat field to change diapers all because their treacherous sin causes them to lose control of their bowels.

I can change a diaper in 30 seconds flat. I set the new one beneath the old one. That way, it's just wipe and pull the flap over

Winning the green jacket is great - I can pay for all the diapers I'm going to have to get.

I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good. I love the smell of Balmex. Love it.

I'll tell you my routine - it's really exciting. I feed, I burp, I change diapers, I pump. And then I have a tiny window of time to myself.

Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on.

An imaginary baby is so much easier than a real baby. No diapers to change.

Leave my diapers moist in the back seat of your Rolls Royce

A diaper is as inspiring as a drink.

Having twin girls is a life changer - that's for sure. But I like getting up and changing diapers. It's the things you do.

Snap judgments? I'd gotten over those about the time I was toilet trained. Swore off diapers and faith in the human experience all in one week.

Congressmen are like diapers - You need to change them often, and for the same reason