Diapers Quotes - Page 2

I learned how to change a cloth diaper on a raccoon, i was maybe 8 or 9.

I was raised as a red diaper baby.

Diapers do not belong on the same table as food.

I don't know that I'm going to entirely do cloth diapers. I'd like to be ambitious about it, but in all honesty, I can't say that I will.

I recommend that everyone have a Diaper Genie. Who can live without it?

What passes for news is just morbid speculation or cartoonish screaming, followed by diaper commercials.

You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding!

Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.

The Mum has the temper of a demon with a diaper rash. (Shamus)

I've dug so deep into his background, I can practically tell you when he stopped waring diapers.

My wife is a saint. She's Gandhi. She walks around in diapers and won't eat.

How to fold a diaper depends on the size of the baby and the diaper.

There's no better way to unplug than having children. Changing diapers is one of the most leveling things that has ever happened to me.