It's semi-frustrating when your name actually becomes a synonym for douchebag.
We should be thanking Apple for launching the $10,000 'apple watch' as the new gold standard in douchebag detection.
The worst case scenario is you really like someone's work, then you meet them and they're a self-involved, entitled douchebag.
You want to talk about the word faggot because it really offends you? Well you're a douchebag.
Do you remember Barbara Bush? I call her the silver douchebag.
If you encounter someone who pronounces the t in often, odds are they're a douchebag.
Oh, hey, maybe I should have mentioned that my friends are retarded douchebags.
Chris Brown is SUCH a douchebag.
I was married to the number one douchebag of all time.
