Drunk Quotes - Page 26

They never taste who always drink.

Bryan Fogarty could skate faster, shoot harder and pass crisper drunk than the rest of us could sober.

We Persians have a saying that one should deliberate serious matters first drunk, then sober.

I would have drunk a lot of Pinot Grigio if I'd lost after leading 5-2 in the third.

Human nature is like a drunk peasant. Lift him into the saddle on one side, over he topples on the other side.

And Christ says of that which is blessed, which is offered, received, eaten and drunk: This is My body; this is My blood.

All you drunkards: Put down the intoxicating Vanity Metrics.

Everyone is sinning, so it's no longer rebellious to sin. You're just a conformist if you're drunk; and naked; driving around in a loud motorcycle; smoking cigarrettes; breaking commandments; getting pregnant out of wedlock. Everyone's done that. That's so tired!

I'm apt to get drunk on words...Ontology: the word about the essence of things; the word about being.

After all why should our goal be the reinstatement of an illusory 'exact' relationship between events and words? If you probe in the ashes you will never learn anything about the fire: by the time the ashes can be handled the meaning has passed on. Every adventure is a cup so empty it can be drunk from again and again and again. Every adventure is so perfect it verges on silence.

You don't know how to handle anything today, because you have to go to jail to get some press or fall down drunk.

I didn't care about anything. And there's a freedom in apathy, a wild, dizzying liberation on which you can almost get drunk. You can do anything. Ask Kevin.

...because really, sometimes the irony gods just get drunk.

I'm floating inside my skin. I could go on floating like this for days. Right now, the real world with its heartbreak and disappointments is just a pulse against the protective membrane we've drunk ourselves into. It's somewhere outside us, waiting." A Great and Terrible Beauty, Page 141, by

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.

I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I've ever done that myself. I've had a lot of practice. Let's be honest.

I loved the full heat of being drunk, like I was made of melting chocolate and spreading in all directions.

I will not be held like a drunkard / under the cold tap of facts

I would hit a scene about my mother screaming at me during her breakdown, drunk or using pills, and she'd turn into a monster. Which she wasn't. She was a human: somebody who loved me and somebody with a problem.

Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green

POSSIBLE OPENERS AFTER YOU'VE GOTTEN DRUNK AND SLEPT IN YOUR GUY ROOMMATE'S BED (A LIST):1. Hey, Drew, thanks for letting me sleep in your bed. I hope I didn't puke all over your sheets.2. What do you mean? I slept in your bed? Really? I don't remember any of it, I was so wasted.3. Thanks for not trying to molest me.

There's no point feeling angry at a drunk.

I used to love slapping people in the face when I was drunk. I thought it was really funny, so I did a lot of that. I'd pick fights with doormen and bouncers and stuff a lot. Ex-boyfriends. But nobody ever punched me back, so I don't know if that counts as a physical fight.

I had a friend who was a heavy drinker. If somebody asked him if he'd been drunk the night before, he would always answer offhandedly, 'Oh, I imagine.' I've always liked that answer. It acknowledges life as a dream.

If it was up to me, I'd get more oil tanker drivers drunk. I don't value music much. I like the Beatles, but I hate Paul McCartney. I like Led Zeppelin, but I hate Robert Plant. I like the Who, but I hate Roger Daltrey.