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Ejaculation Quotes

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before.

Pre-mature ejaculation. Let's talk about it. Premature ejaculation. That's a pretty fancy term for, "Ooooooh Oh no. This has never happened before."

Dave Attell
Funny, Humor, Ejaculation
"Skanks for the Memories". Comedy album by Dave Attell, 2003.

The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

Mel Brooks
Sex, Ejaculation, Premature Ejaculation
"History of the World: Part I". www.imdb.com. 1981.

They've bought out a condom now for people with premature ejaculation and they've put an anesthetic in the lining that makes you numb and you can last for longer. Or, you can wear it inside out and you don't have to wake anybody up!

Frankie Boyle
Funny, Humor, Ejaculation

So my wife said she read this article in a magazine and she said: "You know, maybe you're suffering from premature ejaculation." Yeah, does it look like I'm suffering? Those aren't tears on your belly.

Robert Schimmel
Ejaculation, Wife, Suffering
"Robert Schimmel: Unprotected". Documentary, www.imdb.com. 1999.

Now why the hell would I want to increase the volume of my ejaculation ? They can already hear me in the apartment next door.

Donald Fagen
Sex, Doors, Ejaculation

Art and prayer are the only decent ejaculations of the soul.

Joris-Karl Huysmans
Art, Prayer, Ejaculation
Joris-Karl Huysmans (1958). “Down There (Là Bas): A Study in Satanism”

Erections, Ejaculations,Exhibitions and General Tales of Ordinary Madness.

Charles Bukowski
Ejaculation, Ordinary, Exhibitions
1972 Title of book.

The religions of the world are the ejaculations of a few imaginative men.

Ralph Waldo Emerson
Religious, Men, Ejaculation
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1983). “Essays and Lectures”, p.463, Library of America

I shall sustain a massive erection, that’s what, and I shan’t be answerable for the consequences. Some kind of ejaculation is almost bound to ensue and if either of you were to become pregnant I should never forgive myself.

Stephen Fry
Ejaculation, Forgiving, Kind
Stephen Fry (2003). “The Liar”, p.16, Soho Press

It's often the way that people who take their work seriously laugh at stupid jokes; it's as if they are under-humored and, as a consequence, suffer from premature laugh-ejaculation.

Nick Hornby
Stupid, Ejaculation, People
Nick Hornby (1996). “High Fidelity”, p.183, Penguin

The Lord help us!' he soliloquised in an undertone of peevish displeasure, while relieving me of my horse: looking, meantime, in my face so sourly that I charitably conjectured he must have need of divine aid to digest his dinner, and his pious ejaculation had no reference to my unexpected advent.

Emily Bronte
Horse, Ejaculation, Needs
Charlotte Bronte, Emily Bronte, Anne Bronte (2009). “The Bronte Sisters: Three Novels: Jane Eyre; Wuthering Heights; and Agnes Grey (Penguin Classics Deluxe Edition)”, p.370, Penguin

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