Top 12 Funny Best Friend Quotes

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

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The best time to make friends is before you need them.

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Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

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Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.

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There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

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Sylvia Plath (2016). “The Bell Jar”, p.24, Hamilton Books

No friendship is an accident.

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O. Henry (2015). “Heart of the West”, p.21, Booklassic

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.

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Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.

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"The Works of Charles Lamb".

Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

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You Too? I thought I was the only one.

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C. S. Lewis (1971). “The Four Loves”, p.77, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.

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There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate

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Funny Best Friend Quotes