Top 11 Funny Friendship Quotes

A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.

A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.

St. Jerome

Funny Friendship, Cute Friendship, Long

St. Jerome (2012). “The Sacred Writings of Saint Jerome (Annotated Edition)”, p.20, Jazzybee Verlag

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

Jon Foreman

Funny Friendship, Funny Best Friend, Cute Friendship

No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.

Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Best Friend, Funny Friendship, Reading

Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There's a place in the garden for both of them.

Erma Bombeck

Funny Friendship, Garden, Years

The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have associates, the politic assemble the factions, the typical idler has connections, princes have courtiers. Only the virtuous have friends.

Voltaire

Funny Friendship, Real, Self