Funny Friend Quotes

Some people look for a beautiful place, others make a place beautiful.

A friend is long sought, hardly found, and with difficulty kept.

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.

An excellent man; he has no enemies; and none of his friends like him.

Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.

No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books.

There is nothing in the world I wouldn't do for (Bob) Hope, and there is nothing he wouldn't do for me ... We spend our lives doing nothing for each other.

I don't like half the folks I love.

I don't believe in things like that - fairies or brownies or magic or anything. It's old-fashioned.' 'Well, we must be jolly old-fashioned then,' said Bessie. 'Because we not only believe in the Faraway Tree and love our funny friends there, but we go to see them too - and we visit the lands at the top of the Tree as well!

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

Friends are "annuals" that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a "perennial" that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There's a place in the garden for both of them.

The wicked can have only accomplices, the voluptuous have companions in debauchery, self-seekers have associates, the politic assemble the factions, the typical idler has connections, princes have courtiers. Only the virtuous have friends.

Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.

A man's friendships are, like his will, invalidated by marriage - but they are also no less invalidated by the marriage of his friends.

Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love.

I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.

I'd like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me. I'd like to be the help that you've been always glad to be; I'd like to mean as much to you each minute of the day, as you have meant, old friend of mine, to me along the way.

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.

Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.

Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.

Friendship: A ship big enough for two in fair weather, but only one in foul.

Be a friend to thyself, and others will be so too.

A friend may be waiting behind a stranger's face.