Top 7 Funny But True Quotes

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

Lew Wasserman

Funny But True, Forgiving, Company

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

George Carlin

Death, Funny But True, Persons

George Carlin (2004). “When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?”, Hyperion

In the fashion industry, everything goes retro except the prices.

Criss Jami

Fashion, Funny But True, Retro

Criss Jami (2015). “Killosophy”, p.84, Criss Jami

I used to be stupid but I've turned that situation around 360 degrees.

Scott Adams

Stupid, Funny But True, Degrees

I am not sure if women are attracted to genius. Can you imagine the wise wizard winning the woman over the gallant swordsman? It seems rather otherworldly in more ways than one.

Criss Jami

Wise, Winning, Funny But True

Criss Jami (2015). “Killosophy”, p.111, Criss Jami

Somewhere in the crowd was at least one potential friend who'd understand the fundamental value of goofing off. Because if not, how boring would that be?

Alyson Noel

Funny But True, Fundamentals, Crowds