Funeral Quotes

Life is lived on its ownother's shoulders are used only at the time of funeral.

We must be mad, literally mad, as a nation to be permitting the annual inflow of some 50,000 dependents, who are for the most part the material of the future growth of the immigrant-descended population. It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre.

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.

I think you should control yourself a little bit, so you can walk, and when you die, you can walk to your own funeral.

Remember that finding God will mean the funeral of all sorrows.

When elected officials abandon our environment and ruin our natural resources, public health is endangered. I know the importance of providing a clean environment for our children; I have attended more than one funeral for a child who has died from an asthma attack.

Someday I'll wish upon a star And wake up where the clouds Are far behind me Where troubles melt like lemon drops Away above the chimney tops that's where you'll find me

A Muslim has five duties towards another Muslim; to return a salutation, visit the sick, follow funerals, accept an invitation and say 'God have mercy on you' when one sneezes.

Everybody finished the song at different times. At last, only the Weasley twins were left singing along to a very slow funeral march.

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

Haul up the flag, you mourners, Not half-mast but all the way; The funeral is done and disbanded; The devil's had the final say.

There is no such thing as the pursuit of happiness, but there is the discovery of joy.

It doesn't matter how big a ranch you own or how many cows you brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

I don't suppose I can wear the flamingo tie," he said as he pulled on black socks. "It's a bit festive, given the occasion," I responded. "Can't wear it to the opera," said the Colonel, almost smiling. "Can't wear it to a funeral. Can't use it to hang myself. It's a bit useless, as ties go." I gave him a tie.

If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.

A thousand people will stop smoking today. Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days.

At my funeral, I want Meryl Streep crying in five different accents.

I foresee a great funeral contest over me.

It is like watching a nation busily engaged in heaping up its own funeral pyre. So insane are we that we actually permit unmarried persons to immigrate for the purpose of founding a family with spouses and fiancées whom they have never seen.

About Thatcher's death: Let's privatise her funeral. Put it out on competetive tender and accept the cheapest bid. That's what she would have wanted.

Everyone dies but not everyone lives.

The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.

Science advances one funeral at a time.