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Girlfriend Quotes - Page 35

If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.

If rain is God crying, I think God is drunk and his girlfriend just slept with Zeus.

Chuck Klosterman (2006). “Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story”, p.83, Simon and Schuster

ONE OF MY girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.

Chelsea Handler (2005). “My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands”, p.60, Bloomsbury Publishing USA

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

"Inside Charlie Sheen's World: Star Says Life With 'Goddesses' Is 'Perfect'" by Andrea Canning, Rob Wallace and Lauren She, abcnews.go.com. March 1, 2011.

Somebody's girlfriend," she said. "Somebody's sister, somebody's daughter. All these things I never knew I was before, and I still don't really know what I am.

Cassandra Clare (2011). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (4 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels”, p.507, Simon and Schuster

I have a couple of girlfriends who've told me some horror stories but I've never had a really terrible kiss before.

"Carly Rae Jepsen Dishes About Her First Kiss" by Christina Garibaldi, www.mtv.com. August 20, 2012.