Golf Quotes - Page 8

I don't enjoy playing video golf because there is nothing to throw.

It is more satisfying to be a bad player at golf. The worse you play, the better you remember the occasional good shot.

I used to think that elder love, if it even existed, was confined to rocking chairs or golf carts, that it had to be a dull business because of the physical limitations of age.

Golf is a terrible, hopeless addiction, it seems: it makes its devotees willing to trudge miles in any manner of weather, lugging a huge, incommodious and appallingly heavy bag with them, in pursuit of a tiny and fantastically expensive ball, in a fanatical attempt to direct it into a hole the size of a beer glass half a mile away. If anything could be better calculated to convince one of the essential lunacy of the human race, I haven't found it.

No golfer can ever become too good to practice.

Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.

Mary had a little putt, she needed it for par. Mary has a second putt...the first one went too far!

Hitting the ball is the fun part of it, but the fewer times you hit the ball the more fun you have.

If I can hit a curveball, why can't I hit a ball that is standing still on a course?

You know the way I play golf, it's a good I do these things for charities.

It's so bad I could putt off a tabletop and still leave the ball halfway down the leg.

Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.

Golf has probably kept more people sane than psychiatrists have.

Love is not automatic. It takes conscious practice and awareness, just like playing the piano or golf. However, you have ample opportunities to practice. Everyone you meet can be your practice session.

Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links.

Golf is a game you can never get too good at. You can improve, but you can never get to where you master the game.

A strong mind is one of the key components that separates the great from the good.

My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.

The better you putt, the bolder you play.

Golf's three ugliest words: still your shot.

Go play golf. Go to the golf course. Hit the ball. Find the ball. Repeat until the ball is in the hole. Have fun. The end.

My handicap? Woods and irons.

There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park-like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.

Through the ball we are all the same. We just have different ways of getting it there.

The difference between a sand trap and water hazard is the difference between a car crash and an airplane crash. You have a chance of recovering from a car crash.