Grandma Quotes - Page 3

The best baby-sitters, of course, are the baby’s grandparents. You feel completely comfortable entrusting your baby to them for long periods, which is why most grandparents flee to Florida.

Varicose veins are the result of an improper selection of grandparents.

I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by.

I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.

Grandma said [...] when you come on something that is good, first thing to do is share it with whoever you can find; that way, the good spreads out to where no telling it will go.

My grandma always said bad things don't last forever.

I do no writing while I'm in Belgrade visiting my grandma.

We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.

The tradition of Italian cooking is that of the matriarch. This is the cooking of grandma. She didn't waste time thinking too much about the celery. She got the best celery she could and then she dealt with it.

My grandma always said, "Where there's a will, there's a way." I think it's just naturally in our DNA to be able to survive. We was always taught that: to survive. When you talking about slavery, it's to survive.

When a child is born, so are grandmothers.

The presence of a grandparent confirms that parents were, indeed, little once, too, and that people who are little can grow to be big, can become parents, and one day even have grandchildren of their own. So often we think of grandparents as belonging to the past; but in this important way, grandparents, for young children, belong to the future.

I got a great grandma. Her name is Pearl, and she was at one time married to an Indian chief, who, in a wonderful crossing of cultures, she integrated some of his, and some of hers, and um, it was a combination of peyote and preserves, and it was this hallucinogenic jam.

My grandma pregnant again trying to talk her out of keeping it

I hope to be acting until I'm playing the role of Grandma, and I'd like to branch out in film - producing, directing, all of it. I'll sleep when no one wants to hire me!

A grandma's name is little less in love than is the doting title of a mother.

Perhaps one has to be very old before one learns to be amused rather than shocked.

Once heaven is done with grandma, we'd like her back, thanks.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

They pampered me, especially my grandmother ... I loved her with all my heart.

In swimming, everyone calls me grandma, because I'm the oldest there. Then with my friends, I'm the youngest and I'm the baby. It's definitely bizarre.

Don't get me wrong - I've gone to a club. But I'd much rather be with my close friends at home or a concert, or on a trip. I'll go dancing with my grandma. She likes to cut a rug!

I'll regularly just burst out into laughter at funerals, at the expense of the dead. What's the difference between a dead person and Thom Yorke? One is talented and the other is dead. **** you grandma

Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself.

I have a glam-baby. Let's be correct, now. I'm way too young and too fabulous to be a grandma. I'm a glam-mom.