Sassy Quotes

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell.

More of your conversation would infect my brain.

Blood may be thicker than water, but it is still sticky, unpleasant and generally nauseating.

This sanguine coward, this bed-presser, this horseback-breaker, this huge hill of flesh!

My personality is up and down, sassy and cheeky.

No boy is worth crying over, and the one who is won't make you cry.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma.

Do unto others, then run

I just really wanted to be myself. I wanted to be sassy, the attitude, all these things that I am.

I can teach anybody how to get what they want out of life. The problem is that I can't find anybody who can tell me what they want.

Playing normal is hard; especially playing normal that's not you. The biggest challenge in playing Alicia is trying to make a teenage girl seem fully formed and not the quintessential moody teenager with a quippy, sassy line here and there.

Take you me for a sponge?

There's a light at the end of the tunnel. And it's a train.

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

Why, thou deboshed fish thou...Wilt thou tell a monstrous lie, being but half a fish and half a monster?

I'm very sassy. I want to show people in my album I'm not like my characters on TV.

Performers like Tommy Cooper, who are always getting things wrong, are much more endearing than comedians who are sassy and smart.

Frailty, thy name is woman!

Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? (She made this remark in February 1936, at the railway station in Los Angeles upon her return from Chicago, when a Los Angeles police officer was assigned to escort her home)

Dissembling harlot, thou art false in all!

Men get laid, but women get screwed.

When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'