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Jemaine Clement Quotes

There are a lot of difficult situations that lead to awkwardness.

There are a lot of difficult situations that lead to awkwardness.

"'Conchords': HBO's new 'mascots' for New Zealand". Interview with Christine Fenno, ew.com. June 14, 2007.

In real life I'm very low-key. A wallflower. One of the reasons I went into comedy and acting was that I was sick of being shy.

"Jemaine Clement: 'I was in a public park replicating gay porn pics in my underpants'". Interview Killian Fox, www.theguardian.com. August 28, 2010.

The writing is just a boring job. It's just a horrible job.

Interview with Sean O'Neal, film.avclub.com. October 30, 2009.

I miss the city Bret and I live in, Wellington. It's a good place to be creative, in the same way New York is.

"'Conchords': HBO's new 'mascots' for New Zealand". Interview with Christine Fenno, ew.com. June 14, 2007.

I'm part Maori. My mum's Maori, and she raised me. And my grandma, she's Maori.

Interview with Sean O'Neal, www.avclub.com. October 30, 2009.

They don't get along with me, but I get along with other people.

"'Conchords': HBO's new 'mascots' for New Zealand". Interview with Christine Fenno, ew.com. June 14, 2007.

I'm actively going out onto the porch and noodling around on my guitar.

Interview with Sean O'Neal, film.avclub.com. October 30, 2009.

There's something funny about being on a big stage and not making a big effort to fill it up.

"'Conchords': HBO's new 'mascots' for New Zealand". Interview with Christine Fenno, ew.com. June 14, 2007.

I grew up in front of a TV.

Interview with Sean O'Neal, film.avclub.com. October 30, 2009.

I'm a real pawn-shopper.

Interview with Sean O'Neal, film.avclub.com. October 30, 2009.

I think that would be great, if I could be in a city and wasn't even allowed to work.

"'Conchords': HBO's new 'mascots' for New Zealand". Interview with Christine Fenno, ew.com. June 14, 2007.