Guests Quotes - Page 8

Love is a gracious host to his guests though to the unbidden his house is a mirage and a mockery.

Regular panelists on shows can be terrifying. They own that space, and many guest comics suspect they are favoured in the edit, while their own hilarious jokes end up being ejected into the ether.

Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.

if you live in New York and you have a guest room, you have guests. So I think it's best not to have a guest room.

Guests can be, and often are, delightful, but they should never be allowed to get the upper hand.

Where the guests at a gathering are well-acquainted, they eat 20 per cent more than they otherwise would.

My dream was maybe someday, one night I can be a guest on a talk show, and then I will have achieved everything I want.

Perhaps the whole world is actually a banquet, to which every living thing is invited. First you come as guests: then eventually you're on the menu.

One of my first gigs was as a guest star, and I was supposed to be a big imposing character.

I always like to think I'm having a dinner party, and I'm the host, and the audience are my guests.

I can't even tell you how many different shows I would love to guest star on because there's just too many.

Sleep is your friend. Dreams are your unwelcome guests.

When you do children's TV or one episode [guest] stuff, you have to listen, which is also a great thing to learn. But you don't have individual input.

Food television opened the eyes, and palates, of our guests. They became more adventurous.

On from room to room I stray,Yet mine Host can ne'er espy,And I know not to this day,Whether guest or captive I.

This night I hold an old accustomed feast, Whereto I have invited many a guest, Such as I love; and you among the store, One more, most welcome, makes my number more.

If I was doing a talk show, I would do the kind of show that comes on just once a month, with amazing guests.

But you have said it too often, Mr. Benedict!" said Mrs. Perumal in an imperious tone that was quite out of character. "And if you continue in this vein, I'm afraid we'll be compelled to cut our visit short. Surely there are other establishments that would host an entire troup of guests - indefinitely and without reward - and not feel obliged to apologize for it!

Americans have the right to choose to be unarmed and helpless. Be my guest.

It's okay if you finish cooking something easy after your guests arrive - some dishes must be prepared a la minute, as chefs say. Just remember to keep talking.

I'm just very interested in what my guests have to say. You have to be vigilant to stay ignorant.

My guest Newt Gingrich shut down the government during the Clinton administration. I'll ask him when it's gonna start working again.

None of my songs are written 'about' someone or something, they all just sort of tumble out unannounced, like the worst kind of house guest.

Peace is a stranger to the rigid mind. Peace is a guest of the flexible heart.

Becky! Love!" Mum has pushed her way through her dancing guests to reach me. "What's wrong? Has labor started?" Honestly. My family has no idea about contemporary urban street dance trends.