She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
She's so pure, Moses couldn't even part her knees.
I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof.
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
She's so fat, she's my two best friends.
I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
