Mayonnaise Quotes

One of my favorite things is mayonnaise and I have to tell you that. I love mayonnaise, but I don't eat it any more. If I do I put light mayonnaise on it, which I know is still not good but it's a lot better than the other one and I don't eat it that much.

I have always wanted to write a book that ended with the word 'mayonnaise.

I said Yo Jay, I can rap. And I spit this rap that said I'm killin' ya'll *****s on this lyrical sh*t, mayonnaise colored benz, I push miracle whips.

My favorite sandwich is peanut butter, baloney, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and mayonnaise on toasted bread with catsup on the side.

Life's like a mayonnaise soda.

I've been craving peanut butter-and-mayonnaise fried cheese sandwiches.

It's hard to swallow your pride. That's why I slather mine in mayonnaise.

Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't.

We need to have lectures about why we can't have every day things like mayonnaise, ketchup and Coke.

I remember the stink of the liverwurst. How I was put on a platter and laid between the mayonnaise and the bacon. The rhythm of the refrigerator had been disturbed.

Elizabeth Taylor's so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin.

You don't use mayonnaise, why? ... Are you addicted to mayonnaise? Is it okay if I use mayonnaise? I could go outside.

It's difficult to say there's something I dislike the most about Hillary Clinton. Frankly, in a weird way, she's had to eat a whole lot of excrement sandwiches in her life, and some days she's had mustard to put on them and some days not. Some days mayonnaise and some days just plain.