Horny Quotes - Page 2

I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros.

But if I didn't have to make money, I would still play my horn.

I was horny, but I was innocent 'cause I was a real-late bloomer and not particularly attractive. In fact, homely.

I was so horny in school it felt like my body was filled with electricity. I felt like I had neon bones or something.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

I have rejected Juventus four times; it's a beautiful pussy that doesn't get me horny.

You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

I always felt as a horn player, a jam session wasn't satisfying enough for me. I should have been a rhythm section player, actually.

I don't think it's blowing my own horn to say the show is not as good. There was chemistry there that took years and years to build and now that's gone. The commentary is lacking.

Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.

You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny.

I like talking about sex. Especially when I'm horny, but even when I'm not.

I don't jerk off because I'm horny. I'm sort of half-chick. It's like District 9. I can fire alien weapons. I can insert a tampon. No, I do it because I want to take a brain bath. It's like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

I’m going out, remember?” I prodded. “And I’m going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don’t forget to take your vitamins, ace.

It's said that love makes the world go around. Let me tell you, the announcement lacks verification. It's the wind from the dinner horn that does it.

With horns and a full rhythm section, the drums always looked like the best seat in the house.

When I found the music of Monk I finally found music that fit that horn. Every one of his tunes fit it perfectly.

I wish I could score everything for horns.

Not only the bull attacks his enemies with curved horn, but also the sheep, when harmed fights back.

I'm kind of horny, conventional methods of making love kind of bore me.

And for me the only way to live life is to grab the bull by the horns and call up recording studios and set dates to go in recording studios. To try and accomplish something.

There is always work, and tools to work withal, for those, who will.

I want a horny little Jewish princess.

I can play every instrument there is, every horn, I've played all the saxes and trumpets and everything and keyboards.