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All comedians are preoccupied with one thing and with one thing only-themmm-selllves. It's a horrible lot in life.

"New Again: David Letterman". Interview with Pat Hackett and Kenzi Abou-Sabe, www.interviewmagazine.com. April 9, 2014.

It's horrible how money and fame can make you acceptable while, if you're not famous or rich, you're not acceptable.

"I was the only gay in my village..Humor helped me to beat the bullies". www.mirror.co.uk. November 26, 2005.

I'm horrible at remembering names, embarrassingly bad.

"One last thing... Sam Trammell". Interview with Rich Pelley, www.theguardian.com. January 7, 2011.

It's a balancing act of you feel horrible that you're away but there is something about the road that is rather liberating.

"Jim Gaffigan Talks to Brian Regan About Hating Being Called a 'Clean' Comedian, Resisting Hollywood, and Playing Big Venues". Interview with Jim Gaffigan, www.vulture.com. September 23, 2015.

Nature is not horrible. Nature is not wonderful. Nature is not cruel. Nature is not beautiful. Nature only is.

Simon Barnes (2011). “How to be a Bad Birdwatcher: To the Greater Glory of Life”, p.86, Short Books