Idiot Quotes - Page 5

Only idiots get bored when we've all got handheld devices containing infinite knowledge at our fingertips.

Fear makes idiots out of us all, at some time or other.

I could be an idiot, or I can serve in Congress, but I repeat myself.

The challenge is to resist circumstances. Any idiot can be happy in a happy place, but moral courage is required to be happy in a hellhole.

I look forward to the day when a mongolian idiot, treated biochemically, becomes a successful geneticist.

The worst kind of idiot is the one who doesn't think they're an idiot.

Whoever invented God is an idiot. God is absolutely man's worst invention.

I am greatly misunderstood by politically correct idiots.

I just loved playing a man who was unafraid of making an idiot of himself in the process of falling in love. I found that admirable.

I'm not afraid to look like an idiot on TV.

Few of the great tragedies of history were created by the village idiot, and many by the village genius.

Assume that your worldview is not borne by the public. More than that: Do not assume that those who think differently are idiots. Before you distrust them, question your own assumptions.

She's an idiot. She's looking at life through a selfish, lusty haze.

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?

A straw enables you to drink without using your wrist. A straw is your friend - until you lose eye contact with the straw. Then it will betray you and make you look like an idiot.

Idiots emit bogons, causing machinery to malfunction in their presence. System administrators absorb bogons, letting machinery work again.

You see the dilemma?” Ham asked. “I see an idiot,” Breeze mumbled.

The last Bollywood movie I watched was 3 Idiots that featured Aamir Khan in it. It was impressive!

The ultimate trick is to convince, persuade. Every single person out there is an idiot, but collectively they're a genius.

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned.

Any idiot can see something wrong. But can you see what is right?

There is no one thoroughly despicable. We cannot descend much lower than an idiot; and an idiot has some advantages over a wise man.

If the birth of a genius resembles that of an idiot, the end of a Havana Corona resembles that of a 5-cent cigar.

I don't even remember why I called myself an idiot. I can be very harshly critical of myself. It depends on my mood, and obviously it depends on where I am in my life. Yes, embracing myself - I'm working on that.

What a relief it was to discover that I wasnt realy an idiot! I simply had a learning disability.