Idiot Quotes - Page 2

I've known for a long time that they're a bunch of idiots.

Obviously, they're all a gang of idiots. But, you know... live and let live.

The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women are idiots.

Solemnity is the shield of idiots

When I talk to idiots, I get loud!

Empathize with stupidity and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

I think I liked you better when you were a raging idiot.

I hadn't known there were so many idiots in the world until I started using the Internet.

Higher than the beasts, lower than the angels, stuck in our idiot Eden.

To make a poem, take one newspaper, one pair of scissors, snip the words one by one and put them in a bag. Shake gently, draw them out at random, and copy them conscientiously... DADA est mort. DADA est idiot. Vive DADA!

We thank God that our enemies are idiots.

[quoting someone else] the American constitution is a document designed by geniuses to be eventually interpreted by idiots

You're an idiot. Study harder.

Humanity is OK, but 99% of people are boring idiots.

Who's the bigger idiot, the idiot or the idiot who gets fooled by the idiot?

First come the innovators, then come the imitators, then come the idiots.

What do they do for a village idiot when you're here?

There's nothing more dangerous than a resourceful idiot.

Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.

A man that extols himself is a fool and an idiot

A village somewhere was missing it's idiot.

Let's not let a few dumb things Mitt Romney said in private overshadow the many idiotic things he's said in public.

General knowledges are those knowledges that idiots possess.

Treat everyone the same until you find out they're an idiot.