Idiot Quotes - Page 4

If you're not upsetting idiots, you might be an idiot.

I like idiotic comedies.

Idiots and lunatics see only their own wit.

Even idiots ocasionally speak the truth accidentally.

When something is made idiot proof, they will just make better idiots.

Idiots can be defeated but they never admit it.

Knowledge can never replace friendship. I prefer to be an idiot!

It's better to dance like a fool, than to stand around like an idiot.

Man the lifeboats. The idiots are winning.

Let me say this: bein a idiot is no box of chocolates.

Any Idiot can point out a problem .... A leader is willing to do something about it! Leaders solve problems!

To be a good actor, you have to be very smart. But to be a great actor, you also have to have a streak of, 'I'm an idiot, a complete lunatic.'

The idiot who praises, with enthusiastic tone, All centuries but this, and every country but his own.

I can't think of anything that isn't cloud computing with all of these announcements. The computer industry is the only industry that is more fashion-driven than women's fashion. Maybe I'm an idiot, but I have no idea what anyone is talking about. What is it?

I was discharged from the army for idiocy and officially certified by a special commission as an idiot. I'm an official idiot.

Everyone but an idiot knows that the lower classes must be kept poor, or they will never be industrious.

To generalize is to be an idiot. To particularize is the alone distinction of merit. General knowledge are those knowledge that idiots possess.

We have no desire to make anybody look like a blithering idiot, but we do love it when they do.

I do not think the American peoples are idiots. They are a very playful and sensitive people! I know them!

Invest in businesses any idiot could run, because someday one will.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

Hip-hop ain't died because of the South, that's retarded. When I named the album originally, I thought I bit off more than I could chew but you'd be an idiot to think I'm talking about how the South killed hip-hop or how New York isn't where it should be or where it once was. It was like, "Damn, I need to explain this?" But I thought, "Nah, the proof is right there. We should know what it is." I expect the hip-hop audience to be avant garde. I want them to be where I'm at or beyond where I'm at.

We are talking about a major change in reality that has to come about, ... We are not idiots. If it turns out that this situation where there is no partner (in peace) remains the same, then we will know what to do.

You don't get a rebate at the end of your life for living with an idiot.

Led Zeppelin is just a bunch of stupid idiots who wrote cool riffs.