Illegal Quotes - Page 4

I am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.

You can feel bad... I mean, that's not illegal.

The spitter wasn't hard to hit when you knew a pitcher could throw it legally. But the guys to worry about were the pitchers who sneaked over the illegal spitter after the pitch was outlawed.

I think that street art is illegal and it has to stay illegal.

The more illegal a profit, the more tenaciously a man clings to it.

Anyone engaging in illegal financial transactions will be caught and persecuted.

We must say no to illegal immigration so we can continue to say yes to legal immigration.

… you were so worried about legal and illegal that you never stopped to think about whether it was right or wrong.

To the left, immigration is anybody who gets in, anybody who wants to come gets in. And that's not what immigration is. That's illegal immigration. And that's what is opposed.

Everything good in life is either immoral, illegal or fattening.

It's illegal to be naked.

I spent most of the eighties, most of my life, riding around in somebody else's car, in possession of, or ingested of, something illegal, on my way from something illegal to something illegal with many illegal things happening all around me

It's legal for men to be floorwalkers and illegal for women to be streetwalkers.

I love stories about two people who are doing illegal things, who we really enjoy watching despite the fact that we know they are doomed in some way.

My son wouldn't go get heroin. If he did or didn't, it wouldn't have anything to do with whether it was legal or illegal.

Everything is optional. Somethings are illegal. And some things are really gross.

Liquor - you can make it illegal but you can't make it unpopular.

I am speaking of something that is no longer happening - that is not currently going on. If someone is abusing you, or doing something illegal, or even something you refuse to tolerate, and it's still continuing, that is not an issue of forgiveness, that is an issue of making sure that stops - even if you have to get away from that situation - that's very important.

You try turning up in America without documents, without a visa, without a passport; you'll be treated as very, very much illegal.

It is illegal to discriminate on the basis of pregnancy or gender. It is not illegal to talk about it.

Everybody will say that they're not opposed to immigration; they're opposed to illegal immigration. That's what I'm saying.

I was an illegal immigrant.

There is nothing illegal in keeping up a tomb; on the contrary, it is a very laudable thing to do.

Illegal is not a race, it is a crime.

I don't know anyone who is not using drugs for the reason that they're illegal.