Top 25 Illegal Quotes of 123

They can't collect legal taxes from illegal money.

They can't collect legal taxes from illegal money.

Al Capone

Illegal, Taxes

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.

Alexander Woollcott

Funny, Food, Illegal Things

Quoted in Readers Digest, Dec. 1933

The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it's not illegal to be an asshole, but it's illegal to slap one.

Ronda Rousey

Confusing, Illegal, Slap

"Ronda Rousey: What I've Learned" by Cal Fussman, www.esquire.com. December 26, 2012.

We are determined to listen to nothing from the illegal congress.

George III

Revolution, Determined, Illegal

In them days, it was just still not illegal to kill an Indian. If you killed an Indian, you'd be very unfortunate if you got probation - most of them were released immediately.

Leonard Peltier

Illegal, Probation, Unfortunate

One thing is very clear: Illegal immigrants are not entitled to benefits.

Barbara Jordan

Immigration, Benefits, Illegal

If voting could actually change anything, it would be illegal.

Noam Chomsky

Voting, Would Be, Illegal

Everything in life that’s any fun, as somebody wisely observed, is either immoral, illegal or fattening.

P. G. Wodehouse

Fun, Illegal, Fattening

P. G. Wodehouse (1994). “The Theatre Omnibus”, Hutchinson Radius

Think! It ain't illegal 'yet.'

George Clinton

Thinking, Illegal

George Clinton (2014). “Brothas Be, Yo Like George, Ain't That Funkin' Kinda Hard On You?: A Memoir”, p.363, Simon and Schuster

People tend to associate anyone who looks and behaves differently with illegal or immoral activity.

Marilyn Manson

People, Looks, Illegal

I love to go get fireworks, even though some of them are illegal.

Carmen Electra

Fireworks, Illegal

Don't run your life by what's legal or illegal. Run your life based on what's right or wrong.

Ross Perot

Life, Running, Illegal

I think there's nothing wrong with eating all the time. At least i'm not doing anything illegal.

Niall Horan

Thinking, Eating, Illegal

I'm so dope I'm illegal in 55 states

Si Robertson

Dope, States, Illegal

I knew I was getting into one of the most illegal things in the world. It was the right thing to do.

Jack Kevorkian

Illegal Things, World, Things To Do

"Anderson Cooper Tries Out Live Format With Jack 'Dr. Death' Kevorkian". Interview with Anderson Cooper, www.businessinsider.com. April 16, 2010.

I suggest we learn to love ourselves before it's made illegal.

Brandon Boyd

Made, Illegal, Incubus

"Morning View". Studio album by Incubus, October 23, 2001.

If voting changed anything, it would be illegal.

George Carlin

Voting, Would Be, Illegal

All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

Alexander Woollcott

Illegal Things, Illegal, Fattening

"The Knock at the Stage Door". Reader's Digest, December 1933.

If you come across illegal aliens committing crimes, other crimes, you deport them.

Joe Arpaio

Aliens, Crime, Illegal

"Al Punto" with Jorge Ramos, www.univision.com. January 28, 2016.

I know it's illegal [trespassing], but I don't think it's wrong.

Ingrid Newkirk

Thinking, Illegal, Trespassing

Montgomery County, MD, Journal, February 16, 1988.

Before the Freedom of Information Act, I used to say at meetings "The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer." [...] But since the Freedom of Information Act, I'm afraid to say things like that.

Henry A. Kissinger

Littles, Information, Illegal

Henry A. Kissinger's speech to Turkish Foreign Minister Melih Esenbel in Ankara, Turkey, March 10, 1975.

While a strong presence on our southern border is imperative, the border cannot be secured unless we enforce our internal laws and stop ignoring the open complicity of U.S. companies and foreign nations to promote illegal activities.

Elton Gallegly

Strong, Illegal Activities, Law