Junk Quotes - Page 6

Junk food, empty calories and carbs are the Big Data of the masses

There's no such thing as an ex-junkie.

I'm not an adrenaline junkie. It's never been about thrills for me. I'm just someone who loves a challenge.

Have you noticed that they put advertisements in with your bills now? Like bills aren't distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana peels...I write, "Could you throw this away for me?"

God didn't make junk.

I know it's sappy, but I bet there's a market for civility and niceness out there that, while probably not as titillating as a junkyard scrap between shirtless adversaries, it'd sure be healthier.

When I wake up, I'll go through emails on my iPhone - the junk email. At that point, my brain isn't usually awake enough to handle anything more than that.

Every junkie, he thought, is a recording.

I was a James Brown junkie as a kid.

I changed my diet drastically. In college, I was a typical college guy who ate junk food all the time. When you're in college, your metabolism is through the roof. I felt like my body started to change when I was 22 or 23, so I started meeting with a nutritionist and it completely changed everything.

It is slightly chilling to realize there are rational, functional people up there employed to spot, nurture, and exploit those down here among us who are irrational and can barely cope. If you want to know how stupid you’re perceived to be by the people up there, count the unsolicited junk mail you receive. If you get a lot, you’re perceived to be alluringly stupid.

Dissembling is a common tool of the anger junkie.

I eat a lot of junk food, because that's what's usually available at 1:00am when I'm all done working.

If the nest is truly empty, who owns all this junk?

I was always a junk food person, still am.

Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss

My mom's a great cook but I wasn't really allowed a lot of sugar or junk. That has served me well in my life.

I'm a health-food junkie, so all of my food is a splurge, money-wise!

When things seem to be slowing down, there's this little trick I like to play. I'd plow this virgin who's on her period, and after I'm done I'd just run out into the living room, or the dance floor, with all that bloody goop on my junk and yell, OH MY GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT IN THE NADS! Yeah, good times.

Like anybody else, athletes like to pig out on a bit of junk food every now and then, but they also know that they couldn't do that all the time if they wanted to keep their body in peak condition to compete at the highest level.

I was a science fiction junkie for a long time.

Obviously, computers have made differences. They have fostered the development of spaceships- as well as a great increase in junk mail.

So when do we get to the junk-kicking?

There's always been an incredible amount of junk music, and junk everything. Marshall McLuhan said that a medium surrounds a previous medium, and turns the previous medium into an art form. So, what was once a junk culture, like film, television surrounded it and turned it into an art form.

If I thought that what I'm doing when I write is expressing myself, I'd junk the typewriter. Writing is a much more complicated activity that that.