Laundry Quotes

I find folding laundry very relaxing.

Sometimes I'd like to stuff all Jews (myself included) into the drawer of a laundry basket. then open it to see if they've suffocated

An actress once advised me, 'Make sure you do your own laundry - it will keep you honest.'

The secret to finding your passion is to bring it to everything you do. --Marie Forleo (Yes, even doing the laundry!)

I really like doing the laundry, because I succeed at it. But I loathe putting it away. It is already clean.

After enlightenment, the laundry.

The reality is that we do not wash our own laundry - it just gets dirtier.

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.

I'm a dude, obviously, and when I'm not in a relationship, I don't do laundry until I want to. But if I live with a girl, you have to do it when she wants to or when we want to, which sucks.

I spend most of my time thinking about things like laundry and buying stationery supplies.

Machismo makes no provision for preparing lunch, doing the laundry, or minding the baby.

Realism has to be such high quality, you can't fake it. It's all hanging out there like the laundry.

Don't put your nose into somebody else's laundry, if you are not willing to fold your own.

The stock market resembles a huge laundry in which institutions take in large blocks of each others washing ... without rhyme or reason.

It's sweet that I don't have to do my laundry.

I don't get rattled about the big things. I get rattled when I have to pick up my laundry, get gas in the car, pick up a script.

I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead.

I love doing laundry! It's so satisfying. I love the way it smells. I love doing the sheets.

Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.

Have you noticed that if you leave the laundry in the hamper long enough, it's ready to wear again?

God goes to work with you and does the laundry with you too. There's no place that God is not.

Love is mental illness going in and mental illness coming out. In between, you do a lot of laundry.

But I live very simply. I farm - there is something visceral about being attached to the land. I am a recording engineer. I do my own laundry most days and I get on with the business of living.

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day

I founded Wang Laboratories . . . to show that Chinese could excel at things other than running laundries and restaurants.