Top 25 Lawns Quotes of 27

To ferment your own food is to lodge a small but eloquent protest - on behalf of the senses and the microbes - against the homogenization of flavors and food experiences now rolling like a great, undifferentiated lawn across the globe.

Michael Pollan

Rolling, Flavor, Lawns

Michael Pollan (2013). “Cooked: A Natural History of Transformation”, p.254, Penguin

Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

Madonna Ciccone

Funny, Men, Lawns

"Fictional character: Sarah Jennings". "Dangerous Game", www.imdb.com. 1993.

I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn.

Taylor Lautner

Garbage, Helping, Lawns

"The Big Bet" by Mickey Rapkin, www.gq.com. June 14, 2010.

When I won the Derby on Never Say Die I went home and cut the lawn. I haven't cut the lawn since.

Lester Piggott

Home, Cutting, Lawns

2004 In the Observer, 30May.

The lawn was white with doctors

Sylvia Plath

Doctors, White, Lawns

The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless.

Maxine

Nice, Keys, Lawns

No one wakes up and says, "Yay I get to mow the lawn!" But if I can find meaning there, then there's nowhere I can't find meaning.

Ian Bogost

Yay, Wake Up, Lawns

Source: app.longform.org

Mowing your lawn is against nature.

Rufus Wainwright

Mowing, Lawns

"Politically Incorrect" with Bill Maher, August 2001.

Some lawns have all the cheer of old cemeteries.

Richard Brookhiser

Cheer, Lawns, Cemetery

What do you think it is?" "It could be anything from a lawn trimmer to a bomb, for all I know." "I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?

Rachel Caine

Thinking, Bombs, Lawns

Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town”, p.30, Allison & Busby

I would never build a lawn trimmer," Myrnin said. "What did the lawn ever do to me?

Rachel Caine

Lawns, Said, Myrnin

Rachel Caine (2010). “Ghost Town”, p.30, Allison & Busby

The grass is always greener once you don't have to mow a lawn anymore.

R. K. Milholland

Maturity, Grass, Lawns

Lawns are a form of television

Michael Pollan

Television, Form, Lawns

Michael Pollan (2007). “Second Nature: A Gardener's Education”, p.63, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.

Yer a good lad, Atticus, mowin’ me lawn and killin’ what Brits come around.

Kevin Hearne

Lawns, Lad, Brits

Kevin Hearne (2014). “The Iron Druid Chronicles 6-Book Bundle: Hounded, Hexed, Hammered, Tricked, Trapped, Hunted”, p.107, Del Rey

Could you please put this--could you all put these--could you get dressed, please?" The woman only bestowed a serene smile on me. "We are as the Goddess requires." "The Goddess requires you to be naked on my lawn?

Kelley Armstrong

Naked, Goddess, Lawns

Kelley Armstrong (2013). “Spellcasters: The Case of the Half-Demon Spy, Dime Store Magic, Industrial Magic, Wedding Bell Hell”, p.234, Vintage Canada