Lazy Quotes - Page 4

Fatalism is the lazy man's way of accepting the inevitable.

I'm basically a very lazy person who likes to get credit for things other people actually do.

A loafer always has the correct time.

I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.

There is no such thing as a lazy person; he is either sick or uninspired.

There is no pain worse than not achieving a dream when it is your fault. If God did not want you to have it, that is one thing. But if you do not get what you desire because you are lazy, there is no pain worse than that.

I think e-mail is kind of a cheap way to communicate. It's a lazy way of writing a letter, you know.

We Christians are debtors to all men at all times in all places, but we are so smug to the lostness of men. We've been 'living in Laodicea,' lax, loose, lustful, and lazy. Why is there this criminal indifference to the lostness of men? Our condemnation is that we know how to live better than we are living.

In any given moment, a man's growth is optimized if he leans just beyond his edge, his capacity, his fear. He should not be too lazy, happily stagnating in the zone of security and comfort. Nor should he push far beyond his edge, stressing himself unnecessarily, unable to metabolize his experience. He should lean just slightly beyond the edge of fear and discomfort. Constantly. In everything he does.

If one is too lazy to think, too vain to do a thing badly, too cowardly to admit it, one will never attain wisdom.

Sure, some journalists use anonymous sources just because they’re lazy, and I think editors ought to insist on more precise identification even if they remain anonymous.

Men are always ready to nose around and find out about other's lives, but they feel lazy to know themselves and correct their own life.

The eyes indicate the antiquity of the soul.

Every man is as lazy as he dares to be.

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.

The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest, for he has not earned it.

The lazy man claims he is too heavy for light work and too light for heavy work.

It's funny with jeans now, because if they don't feel like a pair of sweatpants, I don't have patience for them anymore! I think I'm becoming increasingly lazy.

It is the individual's task to differentiate himself from all the others and stand on his own feet. All collective identities . . . interfere with the fulfillment of this task. Such collective identities are crutches for the lame, shields for the timid, beds for the lazy, nurseries for the irresponsible. . . .

Our bodies must always be wherever that struggle and the moment we forget that, the moment we become lazy, the moment we sit back, then then the evil ones do their ordained tasks to us.

It's easier to pick off a fast runner than to pick off a lazy runner.

An industrious sinner I much prefer to a lazy saint.

MBA students come out with: 'My staff is my most important asset.' Bullshit. Staff is usually your biggest cost. We all employ some lazy bastards who needs a kick up the backside, but no one can bring themselves to admit it.

Oh, if I could put some of my reckless spirit into these discreet cautious lazy men!

A journalist also needs to be disciplined, and so do I. I am, essentially, lazy. Without discipline I'd be just a mass of gummy bears on the sofa instead of on book tour with my eighth novel.