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Lottery Quotes

If I won the lottery,I would love to buy an airfield and populate it with enthusiasts like myself, and old airplanes.

If I won the lottery,I would love to buy an airfield and populate it with enthusiasts like myself, and old airplanes.

Martin Shaw
Airplane, Ifs, Lottery
Source: www.mirror.co.uk

Life is a rotten lottery.

John Waters
Rotten, Life Is, Lottery

Lottery tickets are a surtax on desperation.

Douglas Coupland
Tickets, Desperation, Lottery Ticket

A lottery is a tax on stupidity.

Ambrose Bierce
Stupidity, Taxes, Lottery

I've won Satan's lottery.

Christopher Moore
Satan, Lottery
Christopher Moore (2009). “Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story”, p.18, Simon and Schuster

We all have won the lottery of life. How do we discharge that responsibility?

Sheryl WuDunn
Responsibility, Discharge, Lottery

When you buy a lottery ticket, you don't know how tickets have been sold. But sold they have been. And there is an underlying distribution for the game.

Robert Haugen
Games, Tickets, Lottery Ticket
"The Inefficient Stock Market - What Pays Off And Why". Book by Robert Haugen, ch. 3, Estimating Portfolio Risk and Expected Return with Ad Hoc Factor Models, p. 29, 1999.

You could buy 100 lottery tickets and not win, or you could buy one and get it.

Luis Gonzalez
Winning, Tickets, Lottery Ticket

I won the family lottery. I come from the best family in the world.

Jake Epstein
World, Best Family, Lottery

You've won the evolutionary lottery: You're a vampire. Let's go to Disneyland!

J.R. Ward
Vampire, Disneyland, Lottery
J.R. Ward (2005). “Dark Lover: A Novel of the Black Dagger Brotherhood”, p.22, Penguin

The center will not hold if it has been spot-welded by an operator whose deepest concern is not with the weld but with his lottery ticket.

Donald Barthelme
Tickets, Spots, Lottery Ticket
Donald Barthelme (1981). “Sixty stories”, Putnam Adult