Maids Quotes

I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn...but the troops were dazzled!

I'm one of those people who has always been a bridesmaid.

I was a bridesmaid at a wedding in one picture.

An alleged scientific discovery has no merit unless it can be explained to a barmaid.

It is natural that people do not want to be involved with us too much. There is no problem down to the smallest egotistical longing which the Gestapo cannot solve. Regarded in this way we are, if a joke is permitted, looked upon as a cross between a general maid and the dustbin of the Reich.

The American audience has really opened up to women being A.) funny and B.) kinda crude. 'Bridesmaids' is R-rated, and I think it was a major coup for women to have an R-rated comedy that did really well. Same as 'Bad Teacher.'

Hunger is the handmaid of genius

I'd rather make $700 a week playing a maid than earn $7 a day being a maid.

Old maids, having never bent their temper or their lives to other lives and other tempers, as woman's destiny requires, have for the most part a mania for making everything about them bend to them.

I don’t think that because I’m not married it’s made my life any less. That old-maid myth is garbage.

Archaeology is not only the hand maid of history, it is also the conservator of art.

Lives in previous centuries for women are largely a matter of class. It would have been fun to have been a rich, privileged woman in the 18th century, but no fun at all to be her maid.

I'd rather play a maid than be one.

Bridesmaids are never going to upstage the bride.

It's worth living abroad to study up on genteel and delicate manners. The maid smiles continuously; she smiles like a duchess on a stage, while at the same time it is clear from her face that she is exhausted from overwork.

Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal.

Why should I complain about making $700 a week playing a maid? If I didn't, I'd be making $7 a week being one.

Be good, sweet maid, and let who will be clever.

I'll be needing a bridesmaid',she said.'A tall one. That way, I'll look more petite and feminine.

Well, dinner would have been splendid... if the wine had been as cold as the soup, the beef as rare as the service, the brandy as old as the fish, and the maid as willing as the Duchess.

We all wish there were more 'Bridesmaids' out there.

Maid Marion, who said to Robin Hood, I will not live in a house with a Little John. Never got a dinner!

Better never means better for everyone... It always means worse, for some.

Always the bridesmaid , never the bride." Always the godfather, never the god".

After 'Bridesmaids,' women know who I am.