Maids Quotes - Page 4

The blushing beauties of a modest maid.

I'm just an awkward old maid with a very great affection for men.

Science and art are the handmaids of religion.

All women, from the countess to the cook-maid, are put into high good humor with themselves when a man is taken with them at firstsight. And be they ever so plain, they will find twenty good reasons to defend the judgment of such a man.

The maid screamed. The Queen gasped. Sophie waved.

I'm going to have to take one of my bedrooms and gut it out and make it into a big closet, because now I'm starting to put sneakers in the pantry. Even my maids are like, "No more, please! It's too much!"

Faith is the master, and reason the maid-servant.

The fear of being an old maid made young girls rush into matrimony with a recklessness that astonishes.

Some readers tell me, 'We always treated our maid like she was a member of the family.' You know, that's interesting, but I wonder what your maid's perspective was on that.

Poor maids have more lovers than husbands.

I'm a real Kentish maid, you know.

Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.

A good scientific theory should be explicable to a barmaid.

Labor is the handmaid of religion.

Be good, sweet maid, and don't forget that this involves being as clever as you can.

Faint heart never won fair maid.

Silence is only commendable In a neat's tongue dried, and a maid not vendible.

Young Adam Cupid, he that shot so trim, When King Cophetua loved the beggar-maid!

Yet I would not die a maid, because I had a mother, As I was by one brought forth, I would bring forth another.

(About a cookbook...) - What about this one? Maids of Honor? - Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor...but they ends up Tarts.

Look at the reputation they gave him. [Giordano] Bruno without the pyre is a whiskey priest laying waste to the maids of Umbria.

The coyest maids make the fondest wives.

Pick up your clothes. I am not your maid. How do I know this? A maid cannot kill you with a tube sock. I can.

Melissa McCarthy (Bridesmaids) is a gimmick comedian who has devoted her short career to being obese and obnoxious with equal success.

Some thoughtlessly proclaim the Muses nine: A tenth is Sappho, maid divine.