Marriage Quotes - Page 73

In many instances, marriage vows would be more accurate if the phrase were changed to 'Until debt do us part'.

Wedlock is a narrow business.

Marriages are not normally made to avoid having children.

Oh, hi. I been married thirteen years, and lemme tell you, it's a thrill to be out of the house. I never get out of the house. I stay home all the time. I never do anything fun 'cause I'm a housewife. I hate the word "housewife." I prefer to be called "domestic goddess.

I have trouble saying hu ... hu ... husband.

A man may be cheerful and contented in celibacy, but I do not think he can ever be happy; it is an unnatural state, and the best feelings of his nature are never called into action.

You can't bond with a male until you set your parents free.

The point is that getting married for lust or money or social status or even love is usually trouble. The point is that marriage is a maze into which we wander - a maze that is best got through with a great companion.

Not to sink under being man and wife, But get some color and music out of life?

It's a nasty divorce when they can't agree on how to divvy up the His and Hers towels.

Love is given to us as a time, but to keep it always, we must make it a place.

One was never married, and that's his hell; another is, and that's his plague.

The best thing to ever happen to marriage is the pause-live-TV button.

Sometimes I do wake up in the mornings and feel like I've just had the most incredible dream. I've just dreamt my life

Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china.

Time travel is only a little less confusing than wives.

Mr. Speaker, I rise today in support of the definition of a marriage as between one man and one woman.

The constructive intellect [genius] produces thoughts, sentences, poems, plans, designs, systems. It is the generation of the mind, the marriage of thought with nature.

The plays of children are nonsense, but very educative nonsense. So it is with the largest and solemnest things, with commerce, government, church, marriage, and so with the history of every man's bread, and the ways by which he is to come by it.

Worst, when this sensualism intrudes into the education of young women, and withers the hope and affection of human nature, by teaching that marriage signifies nothing but a housewife's thrift, and that woman's life has no other aim.

Marriage (in what is called the spiritual world) is impossible, because of the inequality between every subject and every object.

Whom God has put asunder, why should man put together?

When I say this, I don't mean that if you can love more people you will not go into marriage. As far as I see, a person who can love more will not go into marriage only for love. He will go into marriage for deeper things. Please understand me: if a person loves many people, then there is no reason to marry someone only because of love - because he can love many people without marriage, so there is no reason.

What is marriage now, or what has it ever been? - just a painful suffering, a long suffering, with false smiling faces. It has simply proved to be a misery. At the most it can be just a convenience.

In the West, marriage is collapsing because it is based on love. And a marriage that is based on love is bound to fail. There is a reason for this: whenever two persons fall in love, both of them present what is beautiful in themselves to the other and hide the ugly. When you fall in love, whether you are a man or a woman, you show your most beautiful face to the other - but it is not your reality, it is not your totality.