Married Quotes - Page 31

I liked being married instead of the girl who's looking for a guy.

If people can live openly and be equal, then you have to have a pretty strong reason to say they can't get married.

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.

I got married because it was the right time and the right thing to do.

It was fashionable, youre supposed to be a married lady, so I did.

People should get married at the end of the road, not the beginning.

I don’t think I will get married,” Polly said as she stood up. “I’m going to train to be a hero instead.

I'm terrified to get married. I'm not getting married till my gay friends can.

Joe DiMaggio was quite mean to Marilyn Monroe when they were married. But after she died, he did tend to her grave, which made up for it.

That's the weird thing about not being married - you can't get regular kissing; you can't be guaranteed of it, and that's a great shame.

My parents have seen their ups-and-downs but are still married after 40 years, so that's something.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

Osama bin Laden has ten look-alikes to fool us Americans. Ten look-alikes, and he's married to five of them.

I got married recently. So far, so good. Less sex than I expected, but other than that, it's a pretty good lifestyle.

It's hard to be married to me, and it was a lot harder when I was younger!

I married an excellent parent, but I'm not sure that I've made a great parent.

I was married for 18 years to a woman who wanted me to get sober for all 18 years and I never did. She finally came to her senses and divorced me.

Be sure your sins will find you out, especially if you're married and her name's Bertha

If it's not working before you get married, marriage isn't going to fix it.

I was just going at this career - boom, boom, boom! Then all of a sudden, at 38, Oh, my God - I forgot to get married!

It’s funny – my married friends tell me all the time, 'What you have is so much easier.' When you’re doing it on your own, you don't have to [argue over] how you're raising the kids.

If I ever get married myself, it’ll be in jeans.

I like marriage. I feel very secure. It helps when you are in love with the person you are married to.

I've never felt any particular desire to be married.

Get married before the sex gets boring or you'll never get married.