Married Quotes - Page 7

Someone said one time, 'If your marriage isn't your priority, you're not married,' and I thought, for me that's so true. So as long as I keep her as a priority, everything else sort of seems to work. And when I don't keep it as a priority, it's ... Jenga.

Poetry was the maiden I loved, but politics was the harridan I married.

I've only slept with men I've been married to. How many women can make that claim?

All of the troubles that some people have in life is that which they married into.

There's a big difference between falling in love with someone and falling in love with someone and getting married. Usually, after you get married, you fall in love with the person even more.

Bachelor parties are for the married guys.

Why get married and make one man miserable when I can stay single and make thousands miserable?

I met Peter Sellers when I was 21 and we got married ten days later. He was not right mentally, but I hung in there for four years before I left.

When once a woman is married she should be regarded as having thrown off her allegiance to her own sex. She is sure to be treacherous at any rate in one direction.

I want to be married and I want to be away from people.

I just put on what the lady says. I've been married three times, so I've had lots of supervision.

I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.

I will get married soon. It is in the pipeline. I believe in the institution of marriage.

If you get bored with the person you married for love, there's something wrong with you - not with that person.

You have to learn how to be married. You have to learn to love somebody.

And in a marriage you can't TRY and be married. You're married or you're not married... as far as I'm concerned.

Married life requires shared mystery even when all the facts are known.

I married him against all evidence. I married him believing that marriage doesn't work, that love dies, that passion fades, and in so doing I became the kind of romantic only a cynic is truly capable of being.

I'm spontaneous. I jump in. I kind of like getting married and then getting to know each other; I know that it sounds incredibly strange, but to me, it's a more natural process.

Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex.

I've never been out with a married woman, never. I respect others' properties.

I've always said that the big difference between South America and North America with regard to the native population is that in North America they raped them and killed them, and in South America they raped them and married them. The mix was much greater, and that was very good.

Getting married is the boldest and most idealistic thing that most of us will ever do.

Getting married is the most fun you can have in life. Being married sucks

When I get married, it will be for life - divorce is not an option.