Married Quotes - Page 8

When a Forsyte was engaged, married, or born, the Forsytes were present; when a Forsyte diedbut no Forsyte had as yet died; they did not die; death being contrary to their principles, they took precautions against it, the instinctive precautions of highly vitalised persons who resent encroachments on their property.

When I got married, the Sun ran the headline: "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." Luckily, it was a few days after the wedding - but it was still hideous to read at a great romantic moment.

I never got married anyway, because I wasn't particularly keen on accepting the responsibility of another person.

I never had a policy about marriage. I got married very young in life and I always think in all relationships, I've always thought that it's counterproductive to have a theory on that.

There were chunks of my life when I was married, and when I was married I never cheated. But I made up for it when I wasn't married. You have to keep your hand in.

A friend married is a friend lost.

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.

It was never my intention to marry anybody. Economics are basically the only reason to get married, but I'm very glad I did it.

I'll never get married again, and I always hate to say never to anything, but I will never marry again.

My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.

The only really happy folk are married women and single men.

I can understand that the whole world is interested in my wife Madonna. That's even why I married her.

Being married is kind of like being a Ken-doll; you don't get to dress yourself anymore.

If love is not married to wisdom (or if goodness is not married to truth), it cannot accomplish anything.

I expect celibacy of any person that is not married.

It is now well known, however, that men enter local politics solely as a result of being unhappily married.

Of course I didn't take my wife to see Rochdale as an anniversary present. It was her birthday and would I have got married during the football season? Anyway, it was Rochdale reserves.

We've both been married before and our previous experiences made us fearful of commitment.

My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.

What do I know about sex? I’m a married man.

A great proportion of the wretchedness which has embittered married life, has originated in a negligence of trifles.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

If I'm not the sexiest man alive, explain why so many women married me.

I want the other riches in life; I want to get married.

Someone once said the fundamental reason we get married is because have a universal human need for a witness.