Masturbation Quotes - Page 2

Above all others I pity the homeless: where can they go to masturbate?

It's what I call "mental masturbation", when you engage is some pointless intellectual exercise that has no possible meaning.

Masturbation is always very safe. You not only control the person you're with, but you can leave when you want to.

Do you know what 'masturbation' is? I think you probably do because you are older than me. But just in case, I will tell you. Masturbation is when you rub your genitals until you have an orgasm. Wow!

I thought the whole masturbation thing was really odd and really weird.

Masturbation is an absolutely peerless cure for the hiccups

I even made love to myself once. Uhh, I wasn't suppose to tell you that.

If I want low-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate. If I want high-impact aerobics, I'll masturbate again.

When they say take from my body, I think I'll take from mine instead. Getting off, getting off while they're all down stairs.

Novels, except as aids to masturbation, play no part in contemporary life.

Sexual gratification can only be achieved through the use of machines.

Jon Lovitz. Jon, your act is like masturbation: you're the only one who enjoys it, and you should be arrested for doing it in public.

When I'm all alone and I'm by myself, little Peter keeps me company.

The whole point is you're telling a story to an audience. So when there's no audience, it's like cinematic masturbation.

Writing is like a mental masturbation to me.

They are this horrible thing where you are distorted. The chin is too big, the head is too small. No, this is electronic masturbation.

Writing a book is like masturbation, and making a movie is like an orgy.

Clinton masturbates in the sinks.