Los Angeles Quotes

Los Angeles and New York are the big centers of the music industry worldwide so of course it can be hard for newcomers who don't know what to expect from the music business.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

Being in a bathtub with Jackie Chan, I don't know, it has a way of bonding you I'll tell you that. I don't know if there are some weird undertones. It was like we had met in Los Angeles and we didn't have that much to say to each other but, after that bathtub scene, we were great friends.

I love Thanksgiving turkey... It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.

Pick your enemies carefully or you'll never make it in Los Angeles.

Los Angeles, I don't like that town. Too decadent, and it's slimy.

In Los Angeles, they don't want you to fail, they want you to die.

In 1970, Los Angeles became the first place where the total acreage used for roads and parking exceeded the amount of space given over to habitation.

L.A.: Come on vacation, go home on probation.

I have been coming to Los Angeles since 1975 to perform.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

I'm not actually from Compton - I'm from South Central Los Angeles, and my father still lives in the same house I grew up in, so I'm there all the time.

Los Angeles: Seventy-two suburbs in search of a city.

Saying you're an alcoholic and an addict is like saying you're from Los Angeles and from California.

If you ever thought you were ugly, Los Angeles is the place to come and find out you were right.

I live in a very dangerous part of Los Angeles? it's called Los Angeles.

Yes, I'm a Pastor of a church called Understand Principles for Better Living Church, in Los Angeles, CA.

I lived in Los Angeles in the '80s, which was not the best place to be.

Either you bring the water to L.A. or you bring L.A. to the water.

Los Angeles is like San Diego's older, uglier sister that has herpes.

LA is the loneliest and most brutal of American cities.

I'm from Los Angeles... I don't trust any air I can't see.

Los Angeles is not Mexico City, but we have many fine nightclubs and restaurants here. It is enough. One must not aim too high.

Los Angeles is just New York lying down.

Regarding comments attributed to me in the Los Angeles Times - allegedly made on a bus trip from Germany to Holland in 1998 - I emphatically denounce such comments as false.