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Mom Quotes - Page 59

Our lives were just beginning, our favorite moment was right now, our favorite songs were unwritten.

Rob Sheffield (2007). “Love Is a Mix Tape: Life, Loss, and What I Listened To”, p.90, Crown Archetype

Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.81, Penguin

Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes.

P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “All the Trouble in the World: The Lighter Side of Overpopulation, Famine, Ecological Disaster, Ethnic Hatred, Plague, and Poverty”, p.9, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.