Monkeys Quotes - Page 4

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

It wasn't a monkey on my back, it was Planet of the Apes.

I'm such a dude. I'm just like, 'All right, I have to get up in my monkey suit.' I'd rather be in jeans.

Monkeys who very sensibly refrain from speech, lest they should be set to earn their livings.

I really would not call myself a fashion icon. I would call myself somebody who gets dressed by professionals...I would call me more of a monkey.

Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will the result of my action be a blessing or a heavy burden?

I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.

Artistic genius is an expansion of monkey imitativeness.

The puma is, with the exception of some monkeys, the most playful animal in existence.

Coolidge is a better example of evolution than either Bryan or Darrow, for he knows when not to talk, which is the biggest asset the monkey possesses over the human.

Only animals have to satisfy instincts! Surely your aims are somewhat higher than theirs! Than monkeys! Pigs!

I love going into the centre of London because people don't give a monkey's about you or who you are. You can be in a restaurant and no one notices you or if they do they won't show it.

In the beginning, a monkey evolutioned gay marriage.

Scientists tracking mirror neurons noticed that a monkey will get excited not just when holding a banana, but also when seeing someone else holding a banana.

They gave 12 monkeys a typewriter for a week, and after a week, they only used it as a bathroom.

I really like the Caribbean. Anyplace in the Caribbean. I get there, and I feel like a monkey - the perfect state.

Frank's audience doesn't care if a girl singer, a comic or an organ grinder with a monkey opens the show. They are there to see HIM.

f you could cross a lion and a monkey, that's what I'd be, because monkeys are funny and lions are strong.

God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey.

I am not nearly so interested in what monkey man was derived from as I am in what kind of monkey he is to become.

My first attempts to transmit typhus to laboratory animals, including the smaller species of monkeys, had failed, as had those of my predecessors, for reasons which I can easily supply today

We made it nearly 20 centuries, a bunch of monkeys with PH Ds.

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

As the monkey climbs the tree, more people can see his bottom.

The poor monkey, quietly seated on the ground, seemed to be in sore trouble at this display of anger.