Monkeys Quotes - Page 2

No, monkeys are still having babies, why don't they have another human today?

I learned the way a monkey learns - by watching its parents.

The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.

A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper's financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts.

There's no right. There's no wrong. There's only popular opinion.

Why should I question the monkey when I can question the organ grinder.

The higher the monkey climbs, the more he shows his ass.

"Softly, softly, catchee monkey," is the West African rendering of a very valuable precept. An awful lot of men fail through lack of patient persistence.

Our ancestors were very rich and eminent people, and they left us an enormous inheritance, which we have completely forgotten, especially since the time when we began to consider ourselves the descendants of a monkey.

Millions and millions of exuberant monkeys are creating an endless digital forest of mediocrity.

I've never said flange to a monkey!

You never monkey with the truth.

Like pregnant women lose their teeth feeding the stranger, junkies lose their yellow fangs feeding the monkey.

I wonder if God created man because He was disappointed with the monkey.

Have you ever seen a monkey examining a watch?

A monkey could drive this train.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost. She should go far. The sooner she starts, the better. The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind.

No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito.

Some say that AIDS came from the monkeys, and I doubt that because we have been living with monkeys from time immemorial, others say it was a curse from God, but I say it cannot be that.

Darwinian man, though well-behaved, at best is only a monkey shaved.

I don't want my Patronus to be a monkey! Even though that's totally what it is.

An infinite number of monkeys typing into GNU emacs would never make a good program.

Paleontologists do not have to search for famous "missing link" from which humans supposedly came, and current great apes. This link is simply the socialist - because he has both monkey genes.

People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.

If evolution works, why are monkeys still around?