Muffins Quotes

Carter Kane, 14, died tragically in Paris when he was eaten by his sister’s cat Muffin.

So, she tells me, the words dribbling out with the cranberry muffin crumbs, commas dunked in her coffee.

You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

Well, I can't eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs.

One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them.

Give me liberty! Or a bran muffin!

Its always nice to have a stud muffin at the table.

English muffins with avocado is one of my favorite breakfasts.

I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the sick children part.

Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.

Any cupcake consumed before 9AM is, technically, a muffin.

My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top.

You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them.

When I am in trouble, eating is the only thing that consoles me. Indeed, as any one who knows me intimately will tell you, I refuse everything except food and drink. At the present moment I am eating muffins because I am unhappy. Besides, I am particularly fond of muffins.

My earliest memory is learning to read 'Muffin the Mule' when I was about three.

How you can sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless." "Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them." "I say it’s perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances.

If you have to be at work at 8, it's always like, 7:54. Just enough time to do nothing. To just lay there and go, "I can't do anything! I can't even have an English muffin!

...what I feel we ought to do at this juncture is to dash off somewhere where it's quiet and there aren't so many housesdancing the 'Blue Danube' and shove some tea into ourselves. And over the pot and muffins I shall have something veryimportant to say to you.

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We all have to pick our battles. You've got to draw a line in the sand and stand firm. And it's this squishiness that's really the enemy, like, "Well, I don't know, it's kind of OK but I kind of feel guilty, and I kind of want a bran muffin, I don't know, and I'm wearing a vest; it's crocheted." Shut up. Just pick your battle and just stand there, and whatever you are going to do, own it.

She had no mercy. He looked at her neck and thought how he would like to jab it with the knife he had for his muffin. He knew enough anatomy to make pretty certain of getting the carotid artery. And at the same time he wanted to cover her pale, thin face with kisses.

I'm going to shoot a muffin off Marlene's head.

They have been eating muffins. That looks like repentance

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It's impossible to consider myself a producer. I can barely produce an English muffin, in the morning.