Mustache Quotes

It became the middle finger I couldn’t raise in PR photographs. The mustache became my silent last word in the verbal battles I was losing with higher headquarters on rules, targets, and fighting the war.

A man without a mustache is a man without a soul.

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

I had a mustache when I was 13.

I watched Gene Kelly for his smile, for his energy. Vittorio Gassman for his movement. Clark Gable for his mustache. And I watched Lassie who was happy as a dog.

I didn't want to wear a checked shirt and grow a mustache - that's what you had to do, and everyone did.

A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt.

There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but don't try to have a conversation with me like you don't have a handlebar mustache.

I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!

My mustache has become this weird iconic representation of a certain era.

I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I'd done something.

Since 99.362% of women love mustache rides, it seems only a fool would have a bare upper lip.

When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the moustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it — and everybody was talking about it — that I decided to keep it.

Since I don't smoke, I decided to grow a mustache - it is better for the health. However, I always carried a jewel-studded cigarette case in which, instead of tobacco, were carefully placed several mustaches, Adolphe Menjou style. I offered them politely to my friends: "Mustache? Mustache? Mustache?" Nobody dared to touch them. This was my test regarding the sacred aspect of mustaches.

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.

My mustache gets so many questions he has his own agen now.

A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out; when you've grown it out, you want to cut it.

My wit is sharper then the finest mustache, and when I walk among men I make truths ring like spurs.

A mustache really defines your face. My dad had a mustache when I was growing up, and I can still remember when he shaved it, he looked like a completely different person.

A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do.

Drew a mustache on your picture, threw your ring away.

No wife, no horse, no mustache