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Marty Feldman Quotes

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

Mustache, Compliment, Sincere

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

Funny, Life, Food

"He Who Laughs Lasts". Book by Shawn Lovley (p. 51), March 2001.

Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

Promise, Politician

"Legends/ Marty Feldman: Six Degrees of Separation". Documentary, Music, BBC Wales, March 2008.

Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

Growing Up, Young, Grows

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Money can't buy poverty.

Funny, Money, Poverty

"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Could be worse... Could be raining

Rain

"Fictional character: Igor". "Young Frankenstein", www.imdb.com. 1974.

I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

Done, Enjoy

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

Funny, Humor, Comedy

The Times, June 9, 1969.

Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.

Sex, Men, Two

"Speaking Frankly: What Makes a Woman Good in Bed". Book by Wendy Leigh, London: Muller, 1978.

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

Differences, Directors, Want

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

Wish, Embarrassing, Jokes

"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

Love, Laughter, Pain

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