Shaving Quotes

Winning is like shaving - you do it every day or you wind up looking like a bum.

Like a barber's chair that fits all buttocks.

A good lather is half the shave.

I'm not shaving for a month so you all can see my mustache... I'm pumped!

When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the moustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about it — and everybody was talking about it — that I decided to keep it.

Why is it I always get my best ideas while shaving?

Having a beard is natural. When you think about it, shaving it off is quite weird.

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.

The killing of everyone was the easy part, the most difficult part was lathering them up and shaving them, that's the part that freaked me out the most.

It's amazing what a bit of soot and shaving can do for muscle definition, honestly.

Every time I go and shave, I assume there's someone else on the planet shaving. So I say, 'I'm gonna go shave, too.'

Once you start shaving you're done at Disney.

Of the Seven Dwarfs, the only one who shaved was Dopey. That should tell us something about the wisdom of shaving.

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

It was bad on Linda. She had to deal with this guy who didn't want to get out of bed and, if he did, wanted to go back to bed pretty soon after. He wanted to drink earlier and earlier each day and didn't really see the point in shaving. I was generally pretty morbid.

I always wanted to shave. It is a very natural process. For my birthday I got a lot of shaving stuff.

I shave without using shaving cream.

Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.

If you feel comfortable by shaving your body, then shave your body. I feel comfortable keeping my body ready by shaving. I don't think it's unmanly to shave; I think that if you can get past that, you're fine.

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

The sisters worked from dawn to dusk. One of them was an idiot; she started shaving her legs and marrying tax inspectors, so she was no good.

Lawyers are shy of meddling with the Law on their own account: knowing it to be an edged tool of uncertain application, very expensive in the working, and rather remarkable for its properties of close shaving than for its always shaving the right person.

If Rilke cut himself shaving, he would bleed poetry.

When you lose a lover it's like getting a bad haircut. It grows back in time.

Shaving is a way to start the workday by ritually not cutting your throat when you've the chance.