Oats Quotes - Page 2

A good way to lose weight is to put salt on your ass and go to a petting zoo. But stay away from goats because I've seen them fornicate with a mail box.

Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats.

The coat that hangs in your closet belongs to the poor.

I've always dreamed of being a 'Burberry Girl', but know it'll never happen, because I'm not British. Still, you can't stop a girl from dreaming. And owning way too many Burberry coats!

Being good felt like a heavy coat, so I took it off.

O bluebird, welcome back again, Thy azure coat and ruddy vest, Are hues that April loveth best.

Civilization is hideously fragile... there's not much between us and the Horrors underneath, just about a coat of varnish.

What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes.

Even goats may have starlight in their eyes.

I don't buy fur coats or jewelry. I have old cars.

Think about a cloud. Just float around and be there.

Each generation must get on the same old merry-go-round, only disguised in a fresh coat of paint.

Science isn't just for scientists and guys in lab coats. It's something that everybody can do.

Introverted feeling types have a wealth of warmth and enthusiasm, but they may not show it until they know someone well. They wear their warm side inside, like a fur-lined coat.

On sorrow floats laughter.

I always thought I was going to end up an old spinster, with my cats and fur coats.

They whipped us like a tied up goat.

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe.

How do you compete against a true fanatic? You can only try to build the best possible moat and continuously attempt to widen it.

And Mary J. Blige, she's got all these fur coats and hats and stuff. She's good; I like her.

A man needs to be polite, not just to me but to everyone. I watch that. How does he treat the waiter? How does he treat the coat-check girl? How does he treat the driver?

My misfortune is that I still resemble a man too much. I should liked to be wholly a beast like that goat. - Quasimodo

I wear a lot of boyish stuff, but I prefer to throw a fur coat on top just for the hell of it.

Redheaded women buck like goats.

Don't wear fur! Did you know, a single fur coat takes fifteen trees, just for the protest signs?