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Old People Quotes

Age isn't how old you are but how old you feel.

"A sad affair" by Alberto Manguel, www.theguardian.com. November 11, 2005.

The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

Phyllis Diller (2006). “Like a Lampshade in a Whorehouse: My Life in Comedy”, p.256, Penguin

I'm passionate about old people because I am one myself.

"'I haven't danced since 1973, not even at my own wedding': Len Goodman on life, love and Strictly" by Alun Palmer, www.mirror.co.uk. January 15, 2013.

Why do old people drive with their mouths open?

FaceBook post by Dana Gould from Apr 13, 2012

Numbers of the old people cannot read. Those who can seldom do

Wilfred Owen (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Wilfred Owen (Illustrated)”, p.322, Delphi Classics

We treat old people so badly. There is nothing easy about 80.

"Jack Klugman Dead: 'The Odd Couple' Actor Dies At 90" by Polly Anderson, www.huffingtonpost.com. December 24, 2012.