Paper Quotes - Page 4

We must do away with all newspapers. A revolution cannot be accomplished with freedom of the press.

Stop them damn pictures! I don’t care what the papers write about me. My constituents can’t read. But, damn it, they can see the pictures!

Everything reminds Milton of the money supply. Well, everything reminds me of sex, but I keep it out of the paper.

A painter's got a canvas. The writer's got reams of empty paper. A musician has silence.

The best place to solve a problem is on paper.

Here is a paper with which, if I cannot whip Bobbie Lee, I will be willing to go home!

The best fiction is far more true than any journalism.

Rule books are paper - they will not cushion a sudden meeting of stone and metal.

Quite a lot of the girls I get photographed with are just friends and then, according to the papers, I have, like, 7,000 girlfriends.

Everything seems really simple on paper until you take a camera out of the box.

Problems are like toilet paper. You pull on one and ten more come.

The mind can be trained to relieve itself on paper.

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God.

A newspaper that is true to its purpose concerns itself not only with the way things are but with the way they ought to be.

I have always had more dread of a pen, a bottle of ink, and a sheet of paper than of a sword or pistol.

But the power of science lies in open publication, which, with the rise of the Internet, is no longer constrained by the price of paper.

Thoughtcrime is death. Thoughtcrime does not entail death. Thoughtcrime IS death. I have committed even before setting pen to paper the essential crime that contains all others unto itself.

If a man's handshake is no good all the {legal} paper in the world won't make it good.

The price of a commodity will never go to zero. When you invest in commodities futures, you're not buying a piece of paper that says you own an intangible piece of company that can go bankrupt.

You cannot get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have the facts, you cannot make proper judgments about what is going on.

Too many of these writers in the music papers, they are misunderstanding everything. The disco sound is not art or anything so serious.

Poetry surrounds us everywhere, but putting it on paper is, alas, not so easy as looking at it.

The volume of paper expands to fill the available briefcases.

Concentrate on your money. Try to hold your paper. It takes money to make money, so save your money, opportunites come.

If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.