Persons Quotes - Page 56

God has given you every thing you need to reach every person you need to reach.

A comedian is not a person who opens a funny door - he's the person who opens a door funny.

I became a very angry person and it was all due to alcoholism.

Everything's funny - in the right context and done by the right person.

When I take on something, I take the whole thing on. It's not even a question of separating, "Oh, am I going to be naked?" If you know you have to do something in life, for me, I go with my whole person.

Writing humor is not something every single person can do.

Have you fallen in love with wrong person yet?

If you look at the person that someone chooses to have a relationship with, you'll see what they think of themselves.

Disarmed, I realized how easily you can lose all animosity toward someone you've deemed your enemy as soon as that person stops behaving as such.

You can't become another person if you're not self-aware.

There is a deep interconnectedness of all life on earth, from the tiniest organisms, to the largest ecosystems, and absolutely between each person.

Onstage I'm the happiest person in the world.

It’s not technically gossip if you start your sentence with “I’m really concerned about __________________ ,” (fill in the name of the person you’re not gossiping about).

The Internet nowadays is all sensationalism, and it's just terrifying when you're actually experiencing it as a person.

Nowadays I'm not even sure if newspapers take into account whether a person is a good writer.

I am not normally a betting person, but I say that putting your money on the American people is about as close to a sure bet as you are going to get.

Each person has their own calling on this Earth.

I'm not an ungenerous person; I don't resent it. It's just sort of a head-scratcher.

It takes a great deal of courage to follow another person's lead.

I don't buy the whole mythology of the sixties. I think I'm an intergenerational person.

No person can maximize the American Dream on the minimum wage.

But you can't realize, you can't know what another person goes through.

We only have one person to blame, and that's each other.

I never intended to be a run-of-the-mill person.

The partner that you have is supposed to make you a better person, and when you're happy, you're a better person.