Skirts Quotes

Tremendous amounts of talent are lost to our society just because that talent wears a skirt.

If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.

A short skirt and lots of makeup won't impress me.

Mini dresses that have an over skirt of tulle makes it traditional and modern at the same time.

A naked woman is less dangerous than one who spreads her skirt skillfully to cover and exhibit everything at once.

Morely: You're trying to make me [i]Amelie[/i] Oliver: Goodness, no. You'd look terrible in a skirt

A woman knows a skirt-chaser.

Were I a cloud I'd gather My skirts up in the air, And fly I well know whither, And rest I well know where.

Channeling my inner bohemian in a maxi print skirt and textured denim jacket.

Any asshole can chase a skirt, art takes discipline.

The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles, but I had on thick tights underneath.

Personally I really like to see when a woman can put together a super fresh everyday look that is not over done or anything. It just makes me feel like she's really something and she knows she doesn't have to have on the super tight skirt.

What was the competition? Well, I remember this Puerto Rican who came out in a short skirt and a gun.

Honestly, my personality is cool and easy-going. But once I started wearing skirts and put on some make up, I transform into that sexy kind of person.

It's not really a shorter skirt, I just have longer legs

Style a classic pencil skirt with on-trend prints to end the week in style.

If my life were not a dangerous, painful experiment, if I did not constantly skirt the abyss and feel the void under my feet, my life would have no meaning and I would not have been able to write anything.

What do you do with all this bank, Josie? Be a lot easier if you just lifted your skirt.” “The only reason I’d lift my skirt is to pull out my pistol and plug you in the head.

I think a lot of women have too many mini skirts in their closets.

Start the week with a striking indigo skirt paired with an embroidered suede moto jacket.

When women take off their corsets and heighten their skirts it always means high inflation and low morals.

Neighbors would pass, and when they honked I'd remember that I was in my Speedo. Then I'd wrap my towel like a skirt around my waist and remind my sisters that this was not girlish but Egyptian, thank you very much.

Up with skirts, down with pants!'

Does a rake deserve to possess anything of worth, since he chases everything in skirts and then imagines he can successfully hide his shame by slandering [women in general]?

Killer skirt, deadly legs.